1) The words to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star really are open to interpretation. Who are we to say that it's "Up Above the world" as opposed to "Up ABBA the world". Stranger things have happened.
2)Vacuuming is fun. Especially when you run circles around the vacuum yelling "Wuum, Wuum!!" Try it, you'll see what I mean. Just don't let your adult friends catch you.
3)Having an audience gives you even more reason to act the eternal goofball. Making your little brother giggle can be the best reward there is.
4)Fevers suck. They make you feel cruddy and tired and high ones scare the be-jesus out of your parents.
5)When you are not getting the attention you feel you so justly deserve, maximize volume at all costs. It's guaranteed to get immediate results.
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