Potty Training 101

Potty Training your toddler is simple. All you need are the four following items:

1 - Lots of cute mini me sized underwear with various characters such as Snow White or Spider Man all over them.

2 - An adorable little plastic potty or potty seat.

3 - Cute little "No More Diapers" and "Potty Time For Me" books to entertain your toddler while they're spending time in the bathroom.

4 - Various treats and rewards to entice any toddler - stickers, M&M's, visits to the playground, the list goes on.

Now once you have these items on hand you begin your glorious trip into the kingdom of potty training. And soon discover you will also need the following:

1 - A heavy duty quick load washing machine.

2 - 13 gallons of carpet cleaner, industrial strength.

3 - A bag of clothespins for keeping your nose closed while cleaning with said carpet cleaner.

4 - A mountain pack sized diaper bag for carrying 3 changes of clothes (socks and shoes included!) anytime you leave the house.

5 - The patience of Job when your toddler screams "I don't WANNA GO POTTY!" for the seventeen hundredth time.

6 - Oh, and a bunch more of those mini me sized underwear we mentioned above.


Don't worry, as my great aunt always says. "They won't go to college wearing diapers!"