What My Toddler Taught Me Today

1) Walking around at full speed with your hands above your head is absolutely hilarious.

2) Walking straight into the dog is equally as hilarious.

3) Screaming MA MA or DA DA at the top of your lungs gets a much quicker reaction.

4) No toy is quite as fascinating as the remote control.

5) If you walk around carrying a pillow, hard landings are much softer.

6) When the pillow is as big as you are, it's pretty hard to see around it.

7) Ravioli tastes much better when you acheive maximum body coverage with the sauce.

8) Open mouth kisses can help you get away with damn near anything.

9) Cats do not appreciate being shut in small areas such as closets or bathrooms.

10) Listening to the non-appreciative sounds cats make while in said areas is hilarious.